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Coffee 3:15 Tue Sep 18
Everton fans match thread...
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LOOKING FORWARD
"And its the 3rd and last of our home bankers..."
"I'm predicting a frustrating game where Fabianski keeps them in it."
"we should be beating these dildo flogging stadium squatters"
"Travelling from Australia for this game... "
"The West Ham Way - come to Goodison and get pumped."
"No, it hasn't."
"Get ready for West ham’s best performance of the season"
"Easy win this ffs. Get a grip."
"So Martin Atkinson will officiate, good, I rate him"
THE GAME BEGINS
"C’mon Everton! These are a pushover!
Remember, the Hammers are forever blowing bubbles.
I don’t know who Bubbles is, but he must be one satisfied bloke"
"Theo and Kenny linking well so far"
"Walcott left his man for DEAD"
"Good tempo to our start here"
"Enjoying what seeing so far, both attacking and desire to win back ball when lose it."
"F’ing hell!"
"Poo"
"Typical"
"We all knew that was gonna happen"
"Just kill me"
"Being bossed by the team bottom of the table at HOME!"
"Awful news for us that Wilshere was out. They actually have some mobility in their side for the first time this season."
"Lets just calm down FFS, plenty of time to win this game, no need to go all doom and gloom just yet."
"Outplayed by West Ham. Words fail me."
"Some of you need to get a grip, we are by far the better team here, plenty of time to win this game."
"Need a goal before half time."
"WTF!"
"LOL"
"[Poor language removed] off"
"Disgrace"
"Horrible"
"Well. I’ll get on with the dinner, then."
"Oh FFS!"
"I want to die"
"Can you just [Poor language removed] off Yarmolenko."
"Utter garbage... Sack everyone."
"Why on earth didn’t we buy him when we had the chance?"
"This is an AWFUL West Ham side. Awful."
"Just liquidate this fuckin pathetic football club"
"Get Moyes out of the studio at half time and let him take control of the 2nd half."
"How is that not a red?"
"Straight red that."
"Still think we will get something from this, one goal and West Ham will crumble."
"Save us Bernie, you're our only hope."
"YES!!!!!! In a bit crab!"
"Fook in there"
"Been coming, still can win this, by far the better team."
"5-2 come on"
"West Ham will collapse after we equalise"
"We have to get back on terms early in the second half. Can’t be getting beat by these"
"Really need an early goal"
"Get beefed into these eel munchers!"
"Not a great start to the second half."
"Sigurdsson is getting bossed by a teenage centreback from West Ham plying midfield."
"Goodison like a morgue"
"West Ham giving Everton a lesson in how to manage a game when you are winning."
"Bernard looks good"
"What a breath of fresh air Bernie is"
"Zouma are you drunk mate?"
"Wide open this"
"There's gonna be more goals here"
"FFS"
"Pathetic"
"We are losing 1-3 to the worst team in the league lads"
"Argggggg"
"So glad I’m not watching this."
"Quite a lot of us predicted a 3-1 loss"
REFLECTION
"I’m genuinely getting sick of Everton. Years of being utter pants and we after good recruitment and a complete shake up we still look pants. Unacceptable getting one point from two home matches against dross."
"Sick of this club tbh."
"I’d be disappointed with a draw against west ham. This result stinks."
"Imagine struggling to only lose 3-1 at home to West bleedin' Ham, haha. Humiliating."
"there fans are [Poor language removed], there team is [Poor language removed], but they got a new ground"
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mashed in maryland
8:14 Tue Sep 18
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boltkunt 3:19 Tue Sep 18
Fans mostly fat and miserable?
Also they hate Chelsea for some reason.
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Far Cough
8:13 Tue Sep 18
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Apparently, he shouldn't have even started as his dad had just died
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Nurse Ratched
8:12 Tue Sep 18
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:we should be beating these dildo flogging stadium squatters"
Arf!
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geoffpikey
8:10 Tue Sep 18
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Far Cough 7:57 Tue Sep 18
Ha! To be fair to Silva, it was a good decision. Commentators were talking about how odd it was to hook Schneiderlin on 43 (or whatever) mins but if you've decided on a change at HT, why not? They scored almost immediately, perhaps because we were "confused".
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mashed in maryland
8:04 Tue Sep 18
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"there fans are [Poor language removed], there team is [Poor language removed], but they got a new ground"
And we beat you ya daft ####
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VirginiaHam
8:02 Tue Sep 18
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very funny; I can't imagine what they were thinking if they looked at the comments on the match thread here at half-time.
Probably along the lines of "they'll never fill the LS if they all commit suicide because they've let a goal in on half time'.
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Far Cough
7:57 Tue Sep 18
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, 7:18 Tue Sep 18
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Everton took him off just before half time
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charleyfarley
7:47 Tue Sep 18
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nice one Coff cheers
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,
7:18 Tue Sep 18
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I'm filled with schadenfreude.
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Buster
6:58 Tue Sep 18
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Far less embarrassing than a usual match thread on here.
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Mex Martillo
6:38 Tue Sep 18
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Entertaining
Yes similar to us, perhaps a bit more optimistic, they are missing a Sir Alf
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geoffpikey
6:37 Tue Sep 18
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"Get Moyes out of the studio at half time and let him take control of the 2nd half."
Clearly stolen from here last week. WHO do they think they are?
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claret69
5:37 Tue Sep 18
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Like an episode of Paddy Power's 'Fan Denial' lol!
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the exile
5:25 Tue Sep 18
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A good read, that. Cheers Coffee.
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RBshorty
5:07 Tue Sep 18
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Cheers Coffee. Self entitled scousers going into meltdown never gets boring.
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Alwaysaniron
4:12 Tue Sep 18
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TBH it's about like one of our match day threads lol
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Mart O
4:03 Tue Sep 18
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Russ of the BML 3:41 Tue Sep 18
Agreed. Reassuring to know that we're not the only forum with a load of knicker wetting dribbling spastics on our match threads.
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Side of Ham
3:55 Tue Sep 18
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Do these silly scouse cunts not realise Kelly's is still shut?
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Alfs
3:42 Tue Sep 18
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Reads like an entertaining short story. Nice one, Coffee.
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Russ of the BML
3:41 Tue Sep 18
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So basically a carbon copy of this site during a match then.
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zebthecat
3:24 Tue Sep 18
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Very [Poor language removed] funny this
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